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Article #18: NFL Midseason Recap: The Road to Miami

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With the NFL season halfway over, it's runway rather than soaring through the
fair to say there have been a few skies. While they still have a slight
surprises. Teams that were wonderful last chance at making the playoffs, the only
year have already hung up the ol' teams they've beat so far are teams that
pigskin, resigning to the fact that the are bad. The playoffs are going to be
only way they will get into this year's hard for the Jets to land..
playoffs is either with a ticket or wire Buffalo and Miami, rounding out the
cutters. Teams that were weak last year division at 3-5 and 2-6 respectively, are
have dug in their cleats, making a run at done for the year. Buffalo is playing
the postseason. And, perhaps in the like they played in all four Super bowl
biggest surprise of all, Al Davis is losses while the Miami Dolphins have had
actually still alive. a season marked by the plummeting of
For as many surprises there have been, previously high expectations. Dante
there have also been a few things that Culpepper, starting Quarterback at the
weren't exactly shocking: Indianapolis is beginning of the season, has been
good, Arizona is bad, and Terrell Owens replaced, putting him in his very own
is still acting like a spoiled child, Inferno.
bent on taking his ball and leaving. NFC West
After 8 NFL games done and 8 to go, here As the former NFC Champions, the Seattle
is the breakdown of what has happened so Seahawks look like they have had their
far... wings clipped: with injuries to Matt
AFC West Hasselbeck and Shawn Alexander, they kind
The AFC West is the strongest division of have. However, they should still make
in football, with three teams possessing the playoffs and they should be healthy
winning records. While the Denver Broncos be this time. Then, it's anybody's game.
and the San Diego Chargers are tied for
first, they still have to play each Behind Seattle are the St. Louis Rams, a
other...twice. Denver must also play the team that started off hot and has since
Kansas City Chiefs on Thanksgiving in lost three game in a row. At 4-4, the
Arrowhead, a venue where Denver is Rams still have a viable chance to make
routinely made to look like Turkeys. San the playoffs, but probably won't clinch
Diego, while their schedule is rather home field advantage: the other teams
soft with Oakland, Arizona, and Buffalo simply won't meet them in St. Louie.
in the wings, may have a hard time San Francisco, as usual, is "So 1990's"
beating Denver. This is mainly because having won only three games so far. While
Denver owns Marty Schottenheimer, beating their record is dismal, they aren't the
him on numerous occasions. Only Denver worst in the division. That title belongs
can DRIVE him crazy. to the Arizona Cardinals. This team seems
KC, after starting off the season at to have cashed in all of their chips
.500, was absolutely destroyed by the after giving up a fourth quarter lead to
Steelers. However, they've rebounded to a the then undefeated Chicago Bears. They
record of 5-3. With a moderate schedule, presently have the worst record in the
the remainder of the season could go NFL.
either way for KC. The Oakland Raiders, NFC North
on the other hand, are playing like Chicago looked to give Indianapolis a
people pretty much expected: horribly. At run for its undefeated money until the
2-6, their season is all but over. Bears lost to the Miami Dolphins. Looking
Whether Denver, San Diego, or KC more like Teddy Ruxpins than ferocious
finishes first, there is a great chance beasts, the Bears still have the best
that both Wild Cards will come from the record in the NFC but the Miami game
AFC West. A division once known for could be a preview of things to come. If
weakness, this division is now the most Chicago continues to turn the ball over,
competitive. other teams are going to make them into
AFC North Bear Skin rugs.
The biggest surprise in this division, Minnesota, at an even 4-4, has as good a
if not the entire NFL, is Pittsburgh's chance to make the playoffs as the rest
fall from grace. Formerly known as the of the NFC second place teams. However,
World Champions, the Steelers are now their instability at quarterback might
just a symbol...of disappointment. After prove to be a factor. Green Bay, at 3-5,
losing to Denver in week 8, their hopes likely needs to pack it in. Detroit, at
for making the playoffs are gone. Perhaps 2-6, have made most of the teams they've
it just wasn't their year or perhaps the played look like Lion tamers.
source of Ben Roethlisberger's talent was NFC South
in his now removed appendix. Whatever the Drew Brees has made things look Big Easy
reason, nothing - not even Bill Cowher's in New Orleans, leading his team to a 6-2
jaw - is enough to scare these players record. Playing the first season since
back into winning. They will spend the devastation of Katrina, New Orleans
January watching the playoffs from the has become a pseudo-version of America's
couch, next to another team in their Team. Rooting for them is easy, as long
division, the Cleveland Browns. as they aren't playing against the team
On the upside of this division, the to which you pledge your allegiance.
Baltimore Ravens and the Cincinnati Atlanta and Carolina, at 5-3 and 4-4,
Bengals claim the top two spots. Pending are not playing as well as expected.
an outbreak of bird flu, the Ravens While Atlanta appeared to be getting hot,
should clinch this division as they are they recently lost to Detroit. Carolina,
sitting strong at 6-2. The Bengals, predicted to be Super Bowl contenders at
having a year laden with mediocrity, the beginning of the season, were dealt a
could easily miss the playoffs. The fact blow with the injury to Steve Smith. With
that there is turmoil in the locker room, him back, and a soft schedule, they could
as Chad Johnson (Terrell Owens, Jr.) potentially catch New Orleans for first
stirs the pot, isn't helping. place. But, if they don't get hot, the
AFC South Saints will go marching into the
In the southern part of the AFC, it's no playoffs.
surprise that the greatest team belongs The Tampa Bay Buccaneers, at a bad 2-6,
to Indianapolis. As the only undefeated are done for the year. They may as well
team remaining in the NFL, Indianapolis walk the plank.
has a chance to go unbeaten. However, the NFC East
Colts have been in this situation , we've The younger Manning brother is making
all seen this episode. Whether or not the family name proud, leading the New
they will choke, or be taken out by a hit York Giants to a 6-2 record and first
man hired by the 1972 Dolphins, remains place in the NFC East. While they faired
to be seen. poorly against the Texans, barely beating
Jacksonville, a team that many had high them, this is a good team, rivaling the
hopes for, is staying steady at 5-3. Bears for best team in the NFC. Behind
However, in the AFC, the playoff race is them are the Dallas Cowboys, otherwise
going to be tight and the Jaguars can't known as the sideshow to Terrell Owens.
afford to lose to teams they should beat, Marked by TO's ridiculous antics, and
like the Houston Texans. several dropped balls, Dallas sits even
At the bottom of the division, the at 4-4. In a close division it could go
Tennessee Titans and the Houston Texans either way, and it seems that the focus
sit, counting the days until the season of this team should lie more on winning
ends. Despite a few exciting plays from and less on TO. When it comes to Mr.
college standout Vince Young, Tennessee Owens, the Big Tuna should have him
just doesn't have the talent to hang in canned.
this league. Houston, as usual, is left Philadelphia and Washington round out
with one of the worst records in the NFL, the division at 4-4 and 3-5. While this
perhaps ruing the fact that they didn't is still anybody's Wild Card race, both
draft Reggie Bush. Gary Kubiak, in his of these teams' offenses need to ignite,
first year as the Houston coach, needs to or the Wild Card will be dealt to someone
be careful about having a losing record. else. Washington's huge win over the
In Texas, they execute people for that. Cowboys may be just what they needed.
AFC East For the majority of the teams, it's
The New England Patriots sits on top of still anyone's game...the season is only
their division. Their clinching a playoff halfway over. But, as self-proclaimed
berth is almost guaranteed, as certain as experts of the NFL, we think we know what
Bill Belichick wearing a hooded will happen. And so, we offer this
sweatshirt to every game. This is because prediction: Playing in this year's Super
New England is talented: Here's the Bowl will be, wait for it, one AFC team
story, of a man named Brady, who simply and one NFC team. You heard it hear
doesn't know how to lose. first, folks. Go ahead and call your
Behind them at .500 sits the New York bookie.
Jets, a team that is merely taxing on the






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